I met a man a long the way,this creature of the night
This man was tough, big and brave and laughed with glee
i'm the man,that has never been beat,the one sends his foes afright
the problem was, he was right,his foes were only blond girls of three.
only three you say,oh yes said he,the oldest put up quite a fight
she didn't know who i was,this little blond haired girl of three
i'm the toughest ,strongest man, you know,i'm the man who has the right
to attack and kill,whom i like,as long as they are children under three'
this man boasted and bragged to me,this creature of the night
that he was always beaning paid to get,little girls under three
i told him that,if he was a man,that he and i should fight
he said oh no,oh no,you see i only specialize in children under three.
little blond hair girls are the only ones,that i can really fright
my specialty is babies he boasted and bragged to me,and little girls under three
as i turned to face this man,this creature of the night
he whined and pleaded with me,unfair your not a blond haired child under three
this was a tale,i know was true,this creature of the night
this man bragged and boasted,that he was the toughest,when his opponents were only three
this coward and bully,believes to this today,that he can put everyone to flight
as long as they are pregnant ladies,babies and blond children under
oh yes he has had his wins,and put his foes to flight
seniors,children, are notches on his belt, he brags with glee
but he says,he has the right
to attack anyone as long as they are blond haired girls under three
this was a tale,i know was true,this creature of the night
this man bragged and boasted,that he was the toughest,when his opponents were only three
this coward and bully,believes to this today,that he can put everyone to flight
as long as they are pregnant ladies,babies and blond children under three